Apr 8, 2008

I Prefer My Wild Turkey In A Bottle

Actually, truth be told... I'm a tequila kind of guy.
Not a big fan of whisky or bourbon.
But if I had to make a choice, I'd rather drink Wild Turkey from the bottle than have them attack me while driving a U.S. Postal truck.

I know turkeys have a bad rap for not being the brightest crayons in the box, but c'mon...
The trucks are like 10 times their size! (if not larger!)
They've gotta have massive cojones to want to tackle something that large.

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Elwood said...

I was beginning to wonder why I haven't received this month's issue of Tasty Poultry.