News Nuggets

A fun weekend was had over the past couple of days, but I'll talk about those later.
For now, I'd like to pass along these noteworthy news items:

Woman named Bacon wins hog calling contest in Lewiston, ID.
Really now... how could she NOT win with a name like that?

Woman finds 'Goldilocks' snoring in her son's bed
... and he plead not guilty. Puh-leeeze!

Lastly, better hurry if you want to pretend to be the Lone Ranger along this stretch of road.
SoCal officials to pave over music-making asphalt