"Big Brother, Can You Spare Some Change?"

Everybody's jumping on the bailout bandwagon.

First the banks and lending institutions. Then the U.S. Automakers.

Now the porn industry wants good ol' Uncle Sam to dig into their pockets for $5 billion worth of cash to help keep the porn industry alive for a nation in need.

Not that they really need it, according to Larry Flynt and Joe Francis.

While DVD sales have slipped, online web traffic has continued to increase.

"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex." (from CNN.com)

Well, yeah I guess. But what if they can't drive to work to make the money to pay for their porn?

How's the money going to help them then, Larry?