Aug 1, 2007

Go Monkey Go!

Monkey Unlocks Pen, Eludes Zoo Staff:
A smart little Capuchin monkey unlocked his cage and is now living large in Mississippi.
He will respond to his name and will accept bananas, marshmallows and grapes but residents are warned not to try and capture him as he will bite. They are encouraged to report any sightings of him , instead.

This seems to happen every now and then.

Now... if we could just have some ninjas running around and a few giant robots wreaking havoc in the city, it would be a comic book dream come true!

1 things people had to say:

Jonny the Monkey said...


My name a Jonny the Monkey. I am #1 most famous celebrity in all Kazakhstan. Good friend Borat still only #4 most famous, even after great success movie film...

Jonny celebrate Oliver great escape from cage because me also capuchin monkey!

And want comment here that Oliver alone not able 'wreak havoc' in city, but soon ape and monkey WILL battle manskind. We also train ride horse so can shoot gun, throw net, and smoke cigar.

You can see movie film starring old man actor Charlatan Hestons for good example of what come.

And althoughs we not have giant robot, Jonny do own very large calculator from 1977 that can use as club.

Monkey also not Ninja who have throwing star, but can throw poop at you fresh from anoos. Very nasty infections if hit in eyeball!

So thanks you for make postings about Oliver escape. It great success and hope strike fear in heart of manskind!


NOTE: This comment was 'hand signed' by Jonny the Monkey to his gypsy assistant Batyr, who then translated and posted those words here.