Show Me The Green, Baby!

"Man prints bogus $100 bills to buy lap dances at strip club"

You know, this would've been something out of an '80's movie. Something by John Hughes, maybe.

I can't believe nobody has tried it before. Maybe we just hadn't heard about until now.
I guess we know not to mess with a stripper and her money. If anybody is going to be familiar with the Benjamin's, it's gonna be a them.