True Story pt. 2

A few years ago, a buddy and me were going to go see Van Halen in concert.
I saw a wheelchair on the side of the road that somebody was either getting rid of with the garbage or had been abandoned.
I was going to take it home with me so that one of us could sit in it and we could both get better seats at the concert closer to the front. Hotness was with me and wouldn't stop the car so I could pick it up.

When my friend found out what I had planned, he offered to go get it himself so we could still use it.
But it was gone by then.

*sigh*