I just found out today that the Weekly World News, the "World's Only Reliable Newspaper", is ceasing publication next month.
This saddens me quite bit, as I had thought it would be really cool to one day become a staff writer for the paper. I guess my dreams will have to die like the rest of my childhood fantasies.
Nowhere else will we be able to find proof that the moon really is made out of green cheese, or that vampires will find all the life-giving sustenance they need from tuna fish.
How will we ever be able to follow the exploits of Bat Boy?
All that will come to an end in August.
Rest In Peace, Weekly World News. You will be missed.
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