Lots of Crap Today

Firstly, I would like to wish Ozzy Osbourne good luck as he goes back on tour after having a blood clot removed from his leg.
When asked for his comment after having the surgery, Ozzy said, "Wh-wh-what the b-b-b-bloody Hell?!? I ne-ne-ne I need a drink!"

And all the best to Paul Stanley as he recovers from an abnormal hearbeat during a soundcheck before a concert.

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So the movie "300" comes out tomorrow. (It was based on Frank Miller's graphic novel about the Battle of Thermopylae).
Betcha ya didn't know that you too can have the body of a Spartan Warrior, did ya?
Well, you can!
Of course, sending your children out to fend for themselves while facing possible starvation and making them fight with weapons at an early stage could have NOTHING to do with having a "Spartan physique".... could it? Nah!

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It was discovered that Hansa (the baby elephant that died at Woodland Park Zoo over a month ago) had contracted a previously unknown case of herpes.
There's a joke there, but I'm not going to take it.
It was really sad for it to happen. We still miss her.

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And lastly, for those who have no life (or are afraid of the outdoors and fresh air), here's something you can really get into... Virtual Walk-a-thons!
You'd think the American Cancer Society would show a little more enthusiasm for getting people to actually excercise for a good cause instead of sit on their asses in front of a computer monitor.
Yeah, they raised money. But if somebody came to me and asked me to sponsor them while they "virtually walked" around, I'd laugh at them and tell them to get a life.

Be good until I get back....