G.I. Joe

I was never into the comic books or cartoon series, but G.I. Joe was pretty popular from my 'tween-age to teenage years.
Of course he's been around for a lot longer than that, but that's how I remember him best.

So along with other Pop-culture icons getting a facelift and a movie (i.e. Transformers, Speed Racer, etc...) Hollywood is planning on making "G.I. Joe: The Movie".

But wait....
What's that you say? G.I. Joe is not going to be an American?
You're kidding, right? I guess not.

I'm not a flag-waving patriot or anything, but c'mon!
How could they make a movie that's ABOUT an American but make him Un-American?!?
Well, thanks Hollywood for that unwavering sense of American pride you seem to have lost.