Tonight, while Hotness & I were sitting on the couch watching a movie ("Tommy Boy" with the late Chris Farley by the way), I noticed something move in the corner of my eye.
I was reclining and Hotness was leaning up against me when just inside my field of vision I saw it...
a little black crab spider:
Or as it should've been called.... a Ninja Death Spider!
It was creeping up my arm in stealth-mode fashion towards my shoulder and when I saw it I started flailing my arm about like I was going into a convulsion or had Tourette Syndrome.
"Wah! Wah! Ugh! Ah!"
Of course, at the time only I could see it.
So as I'm waving my arm around and blowing at it (yes... blowing) to try and get it off, Hotness is freaking out 'cause she doesn't know what it is.
Luckily I was able to use my 'combat training skills', and I opened the door and shook my sleeve vigorously to get the little assassin off of me and onto the cold, hard ground outside.
I'll be sleeping with one eye open tonight......
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